Hire Me!

I have a lot of trouble answering the “What do you do?” question at parties. Here are some possible responses I could give based on my work in the past year:

• “I’ve written about legal contracts in the voice of a French Musketeer (His name was Roland, if you’re curious, and he defended the Queen and the right to understand contracts).”
• “I’ve helped multiple Etsy artists get their businesses off the ground and into full time-income territory.”
• “I’m a columnist for both The Lingerie Addict and Handmade Success, where I rave about my lingerie addictions and practical marketing tips for artists.”
• “I write copy for everyone from lingerie companies to e-commerce sites to bodybuilding supplement companies to coaches.”

None of these answers are very helpful though, because they don’t actually say what I do (My mother mentions this every time she has a college reunion).

So what does this diverse range of companies have in common, you ask?

They all wanted something practical and creative done with their copy. In other words, they believed in the holy trinity of copywriting: conversion, style, and creativity.

I offer a free 30 minute evaluation session to anyone who wants it. If you want to become a Cottage Copy convert, this is the best option out there. Just go to the contact page and email me!

Here’s a list of super-practical information to get you started:
Cottage Copy is a small but professional place. It’s personal, highly interactive, and conversational in marketing style. If you want to talk to someone (I mean really talk to them, not throw buzz words at them), you’ve come to the right place.

I can work with you whether you’re Jackson, Mississippi, based or currently living somewhere out in the jungle. If you’ve got internet, we’re good to go.

I work on a flat fee project basis. That means that when you come to talk to me about your project, you’ll get a flat fee quote. That means that you know what you’re getting yourself in for in terms of budgetary needs, and you also know that things won’t change on you at the last minute.

I am primarily a web writer. This means that if you want direct mail written, you may want to look elsewhere. I’m an expert in optimizing web content to educate people and make you more money.

I also frequently run social media campaigns for clients. These work best in conjunction with web content development, but I can also design and run them separately if you want.

Finally (but most importantly) if you want to hire me, please contact me. I respond to every client inquiry within 24 hours.